DescriptionMid-rise with a mid-thigh inseam and left-side flyRise: 12āInseam: 5 3/4āRise & Inseam measurements taken from size M No more showing up as a blip on enemy radar. Itās a fashion statement that says Iāve been tried, but never convicted of espionage, and I keep a cyanide capsule in my waistband.